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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – This reminds me: I haven’t used my killfile yet. Shawn It wasn’t *that* bad. I don’t know which newsgroup you’re on, since he sent that to about fifty of ‘em, but he’s been bugging us at alt.tv.snl a lot lately. Maybe he’s new where you are. If that’s the case, enjoy! Shawn
Nah, he doesn’t bug us much at alt.tv.real-world.
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:: :: ::I dunno, but I think I’m going to go get myself some Yes. Isn’t that your favorite word, LOL? Respectfully submitted by, David Hero
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Dawn wrote Doi! It’s a 2 CD set.
Then why didn’t he say "the second cd"?
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Dawn wrote Doi! It’s a 2 CD set. Then why didn’t he say "the second cd"?
I imagine they are labeled *1* and *2*.
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That’s correct, (IIRC) Ron Z – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Graig?
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: : : This reminds me: I haven’t used my killfile yet. : : Shawn : : : It wasn’t *that* bad. : : I don’t know which newsgroup you’re on, since he sent that to about fifty : of : ‘em, but he’s been bugging us at alt.tv.snl a lot lately. Maybe he’s new : where you are. If that’s the case, enjoy! : : Shawn : : Nah, he doesn’t bug us much at alt.tv.real-world. : Shut your piehole, twatwaffle!
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: Craig Nettles. : : : : If you mean the Yankee Third Baseman, it was with a "G" not a "C" : That was a common error. : Ron Z : : Oh! and sometimes I would think about Bucky Dent. You know that won where he has the bat up on his shoulders and his arms are draped over it. Remember?
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:: :: ::I dunno, but I think I’m going to go get myself some Yes. Isn’t that your favorite word, LOL?
It HAS been a long time since I listened to Yes. Too long.
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: : : I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life : forever. : It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with : were : unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they : suggested. : I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, : relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this : did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. : Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of : music!!! : : What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced : songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by : the : band Yes. : Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were : going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." : : I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before : having : sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), : you : know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. : The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately : named : title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the : evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster : paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about : seven : minutes of petting. : : Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for : some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s : head : down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of : time : with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria : Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song : known : as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. : Try : and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, : your lover will thank you! : : Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle : your : way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your : girlfriend : will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to : kill : with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with : each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly : self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter : your : lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the : pace : of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make : it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you : do : this right, you will not disgrace yourself. : : Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to : mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order : to : hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and : "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, : you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric : rhythm. : Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. : : You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for : over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! : Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on : your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! : : Thank you, Yes! : : : WTF is going on around here? : : Is it the changing seasons? : : I dunno, but I think I’m going to go get myself some Yes. You’ll thank me after you’re shrieking like Jon Anderson.
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:: :: ::I dunno, but I think I’m going to go get myself some Yes. Isn’t that your favorite word, LOL? It HAS been a long time since I listened to Yes. Too long.
May I suggest the new album, "Magnification"? The majority of posters on alt.music.yes feel it’s one of their best albums ever, out in Europe now, Dec. 4th in N. America, although you can order it from Amazon UK & others. Incredible album, it’s taken up permamnent residence in my CD player 
) Paul —- "These are the days that we will talk about"
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:: :: ::Incredible album, it’s taken up permamnent residence in my CD player ) Doesn’t the laser burn the vinyl, LOL? Respectfully submitted by, David Hero
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – : : : : : I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life : forever. : It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with : were : unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they : suggested. : I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, : relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this : did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. : Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of : music!!! : : What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced : songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by : the : band Yes. : Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were : going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." : : I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before : having : sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), : you : know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. : The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately : named : title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the : evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster : paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about : seven : minutes of petting. : : Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for : some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s : head : down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of : time : with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria : Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song : known : as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. : Try : and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, : your lover will thank you! : : Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle : your : way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your : girlfriend : will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to : kill : with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with : each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly : self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter : your : lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the : pace : of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make : it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you : do : this right, you will not disgrace yourself. : : Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to : mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order : to : hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and : "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, : you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric : rhythm. : Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. : : You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for : over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! : Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on : your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! : : Thank you, Yes! : : : WTF is going on around here? : : Is it the changing seasons? : : I dunno, but I think I’m going to go get myself some Yes. You’ll thank me after you’re shrieking like Jon Anderson.
My record player’s broken. 
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – :: :: ::I dunno, but I think I’m going to go get myself some Yes. Isn’t that your favorite word, LOL? It HAS been a long time since I listened to Yes. Too long. May I suggest the new album, "Magnification"? The majority of posters on alt.music.yes feel it’s one of their best albums ever, out in Europe now, Dec. 4th in N. America, although you can order it from Amazon UK & others. Incredible album, it’s taken up permamnent residence in my CD player )
I’m quite sure you’re not getting it. If I could GET some Yes, I would.
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There were 2 sides on your cd?
Doi! It’s a 2 CD set.
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: There were 2 sides on your cd? : Doi! It’s a 2 CD set. There are people who still say ‘doi’? Cool. I haven’t heard that since the 70’s. — -S.
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: There were 2 sides on your cd? : Doi! It’s a 2 CD set. There are people who still say ‘doi’? Cool. I haven’t heard that since the 70’s.
I *was* a bit unsure of the spelling, but I thought it fitting.
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Craig Nettles. If you mean the Yankee Third Baseman, it was with a "G" not a "C" That was a common error. Ron Z
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Craig Nettles. If you mean the Yankee Third Baseman, it was with a "G" not a "C" That was a common error. Ron Z
Graig?
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This reminds me: I haven’t used my killfile yet. Shawn It wasn’t *that* bad.
I don’t know which newsgroup you’re on, since he sent that to about fifty of ‘em, but he’s been bugging us at alt.tv.snl a lot lately. Maybe he’s new where you are. If that’s the case, enjoy! Shawn
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This reminds me: I haven’t used my killfile yet. Shawn
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This reminds me: I haven’t used my killfile yet. Shawn
It wasn’t *that* bad.
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There were 2 sides on your cd?
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with were unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they suggested. I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of music!!! What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by the band Yes. Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before having sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), you know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately named title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about seven minutes of petting. Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s head down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of time with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song known as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. Try and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, your lover will thank you! Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle your way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your girlfriend will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to kill with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter your lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the pace of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you do this right, you will not disgrace yourself. Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order to hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric rhythm. Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! WTF is going on around here? Is it the changing seasons?
I dunno, but I think I’m going to go get myself some Yes.
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with were unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they suggested. I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of music!!! What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by the band Yes. Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before having sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), you know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately named title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about seven minutes of petting. Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s head down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of time with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song known as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. Try and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, your lover will thank you! Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle your way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your girlfriend will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to kill with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter your lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the pace of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you do this right, you will not disgrace yourself. Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order to hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric rhythm. Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes!
WTF is going on around here? Is it the changing seasons?
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I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with were unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they suggested. I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of music!!! What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by the band Yes. Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before having sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), you know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately named title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about seven minutes of petting. Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s head down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of time with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song known as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. Try and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, your lover will thank you! Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle your way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your girlfriend will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to kill with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter your lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the pace of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you do this right, you will not disgrace yourself. Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order to hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric rhythm. Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes!
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – still just a rat in a cage: You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? OK, does anybody understand what the HELL Robin is talking about here? Hmm?
I am talking about the following quote where Jon Anderson discusses in great detail his dog: "He’s called Bear. He sings, he talks, and he actually has mental telepathy. He’s very good at that. Animals teach us a lot of stuff. He’s a good guy. He really sings great. I’ll be messing around, and all of a sudden, he’ll walk past, and he’ll be singing away. Sometimes he whistles as well. It’s pretty funny." It was reported in an issue of Yes Magazine in the mid-90s. It was also discussed in great detail on alt.music.yes. Dammit, why can’t I have a telepathic pet? I grew up surrounded by pets, but none of them were telepathic. — "Surely you can’t be serious!" "I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley." From "Airplane"
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just a rat in a cage: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – still just a rat in a cage: still just a rat in a cage: You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? OK, does anybody understand what the HELL Robin is talking about here? Hmm? I am talking about the following quote where Jon Anderson discusses in great detail his dog: "He’s called Bear. He sings, he talks, and he actually has mental telepathy. He’s very good at that. Animals teach us a lot of stuff. He’s a good guy. He really sings great. I’ll be messing around, and all of a sudden, he’ll walk past, and he’ll be singing away. Sometimes he whistles as well. It’s pretty funny." It was reported in an issue of Yes Magazine in the mid-90s. It was also discussed in great detail on alt.music.yes. Dammit, why can’t I have a telepathic pet? I grew up surrounded by pets, but none of them were telepathic. I was referring, Robin, to this passage in your latest work: "I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy?" I found it rather cryptic, and I was hoping that somebody–perhaps even you–could offer some insight as to what the HELL you were talking about. Hmm? I wonder if somehow canine telepathy could enhance someone’s sexual performance. . .assuming the telepathic canine hasn’t been fixed.
OK OK shut up. Shut up, I got won. OK check it out. (Hee) *ahem* OK. ***MY IMPRESSION OF A TELEPATHIC DOG**** [long pause] [dog looks up] "Well, wouldn’t *you*, if you could reach?"
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with were unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they suggested. I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of music!!! What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by the band Yes. Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before having sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), you know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately named title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about seven minutes of petting. Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s head down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of time with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song known as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. Try and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, your lover will thank you! Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle your way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your girlfriend will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to kill with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter your lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the pace of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you do this right, you will not disgrace yourself. Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order to hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric rhythm. Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes!
Thank you Russell B!!!
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just a rat in a cage: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – still just a rat in a cage: You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? OK, does anybody understand what the HELL Robin is talking about here? Hmm? I am talking about the following quote where Jon Anderson discusses in great detail his dog: "He’s called Bear. He sings, he talks, and he actually has mental telepathy. He’s very good at that. Animals teach us a lot of stuff. He’s a good guy. He really sings great. I’ll be messing around, and all of a sudden, he’ll walk past, and he’ll be singing away. Sometimes he whistles as well. It’s pretty funny." It was reported in an issue of Yes Magazine in the mid-90s. It was also discussed in great detail on alt.music.yes. Dammit, why can’t I have a telepathic pet? I grew up surrounded by pets, but none of them were telepathic. you ever wonder if everyone else in the world is telepathic but you, and they’re all just being kind to you? — "Surely you can’t be serious!" "I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley." From "Airplane" I’m tired of seeing this thread, you guys. Please everyone, remove alt.tv.snl when you reply to it. Thank you so much : D!
You want me to remove your newsgroup? Jeez, that’s throwing out the baby with the bathwater. I mean, wouldn’t it be better if off-topic people just didn’t post to your group? Hmm?
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rat in a cage: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – still just a rat in a cage: You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? OK, does anybody understand what the HELL Robin is talking about here? Hmm? I am talking about the following quote where Jon Anderson discusses in great detail his dog: "He’s called Bear. He sings, he talks, and he actually has mental telepathy. He’s very good at that. Animals teach us a lot of stuff. He’s a good guy. He really sings great. I’ll be messing around, and all of a sudden, he’ll walk past, and he’ll be singing away. Sometimes he whistles as well. It’s pretty funny." It was reported in an issue of Yes Magazine in the mid-90s. It was also discussed in great detail on alt.music.yes. Dammit, why can’t I have a telepathic pet? I grew up surrounded by pets, but none of them were telepathic. you ever wonder if everyone else in the world is telepathic but you, and they’re all just being kind to you?
If that were true, you would be telepathic and so you wouldn’t have to ask her. You would already know. Thus, you’ve just answered your own question merely by asking it (but note that it took *me* to make you realize it). You’re welcome.
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: I’m tired of seeing this thread, you guys. Please everyone, remove : alt.tv.snl when you reply to it. Thank you so much : D! Or you could simply not open posts with that subject line. . . — gmelin Only two things are infinite, the universe and stupidity — and I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with were unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they suggested. I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of music!!! What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by the band Yes. Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before having sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), you know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately named title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about seven minutes of petting. Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s head down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of time with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song known as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. Try and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, your lover will thank you! Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle your way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your girlfriend will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to kill with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter your lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the pace of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you do this right, you will not disgrace yourself. Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order to hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric rhythm. Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? — "Surely you can’t be serious!" "I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley." From "Airplane"
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – still just a rat in a cage: You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? OK, does anybody understand what the HELL Robin is talking about here? Hmm? I am talking about the following quote where Jon Anderson discusses in great detail his dog: "He’s called Bear. He sings, he talks, and he actually has mental telepathy. He’s very good at that. Animals teach us a lot of stuff. He’s a good guy. He really sings great. I’ll be messing around, and all of a sudden, he’ll walk past, and he’ll be singing away. Sometimes he whistles as well. It’s pretty funny." It was reported in an issue of Yes Magazine in the mid-90s. It was also discussed in great detail on alt.music.yes. Dammit, why can’t I have a telepathic pet? I grew up surrounded by pets, but none of them were telepathic. you ever wonder if everyone else in the world is telepathic but you, and they’re all just being kind to you? — "Surely you can’t be serious!" "I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley." From "Airplane"
I’m tired of seeing this thread, you guys. Please everyone, remove alt.tv.snl when you reply to it. Thank you so much : D! Jo http://www.livejournal.com/users/jo_gucci_goo "Gucci nails. Gucci hair. Gucci style. Gucci gucci goo."
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – still just a rat in a cage: You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? OK, does anybody understand what the HELL Robin is talking about here? Hmm? I am talking about the following quote where Jon Anderson discusses in great detail his dog: "He’s called Bear. He sings, he talks, and he actually has mental telepathy. He’s very good at that. Animals teach us a lot of stuff. He’s a good guy. He really sings great. I’ll be messing around, and all of a sudden, he’ll walk past, and he’ll be singing away. Sometimes he whistles as well. It’s pretty funny." It was reported in an issue of Yes Magazine in the mid-90s. It was also discussed in great detail on alt.music.yes. Dammit, why can’t I have a telepathic pet? I grew up surrounded by pets, but none of them were telepathic.
you ever wonder if everyone else in the world is telepathic but you, and they’re all just being kind to you? — "Surely you can’t be serious!" "I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley." From "Airplane"
– "The truth is that for reasons that have a lot to do with the U.S. government bureaucracy we settled on the one issue that everyone could agree on which was weapons of mass destruction as the core reason, but … there have always been three fundamental concerns. One is weapons of mass destruction, the second is support for terrorism, the third is the criminal treatment of the Iraqi people. … The third one by itself, as I think I said earlier, is a reason to help the Iraqis but it’s not a reason to put American kids’ lives at risk, certainly not on the scale we did". -Paul Wolfowitz, interviewed in Vanity Fair magazine
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – still just a rat in a cage: still just a rat in a cage: You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? OK, does anybody understand what the HELL Robin is talking about here? Hmm? I am talking about the following quote where Jon Anderson discusses in great detail his dog: "He’s called Bear. He sings, he talks, and he actually has mental telepathy. He’s very good at that. Animals teach us a lot of stuff. He’s a good guy. He really sings great. I’ll be messing around, and all of a sudden, he’ll walk past, and he’ll be singing away. Sometimes he whistles as well. It’s pretty funny." It was reported in an issue of Yes Magazine in the mid-90s. It was also discussed in great detail on alt.music.yes. Dammit, why can’t I have a telepathic pet? I grew up surrounded by pets, but none of them were telepathic. I was referring, Robin, to this passage in your latest work: "I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy?" I found it rather cryptic, and I was hoping that somebody–perhaps even you–could offer some insight as to what the HELL you were talking about. Hmm?
I wonder if somehow canine telepathy could enhance someone’s sexual performance. . .assuming the telepathic canine hasn’t been fixed. — "Surely you can’t be serious!" "I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley." From "Airplane"
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – still just a rat in a cage: You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? OK, does anybody understand what the HELL Robin is talking about here? Hmm? I am talking about the following quote where Jon Anderson discusses in great detail his dog: "He’s called Bear. He sings, he talks, and he actually has mental telepathy. He’s very good at that. Animals teach us a lot of stuff. He’s a good guy. He really sings great. I’ll be messing around, and all of a sudden, he’ll walk past, and he’ll be singing away. Sometimes he whistles as well. It’s pretty funny."
Jon Anderson suffers from dementia. It was reported in an issue of Yes Magazine in the mid-90s. It was also discussed in great detail on alt.music.yes. Dammit, why can’t I have a telepathic pet? I grew up surrounded by pets, but none of them were telepathic. — "Surely you can’t be serious!" "I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley." From "Airplane"
– "This is off topic in malta.test" – Ross <uproarious hilarity http://www.geocities.com/snuhsite – Rebecca Ore admits to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet that stalking me didn’t produce the desired affect: http://tinyurl.com/dpbl Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.usenet Organization: Rebecca’s Feuer, you can find the name, address, photos, and all that jazz on Usenet about Dean Humphreys and you still won’t be able to do anything to get him out of your group unless you ignore him. Soapy is his virtual girl friend until when she’s not. — Rebecca Ore http://mysite.verizon.net/rebecca.ore
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I noticed that one of the newsgroups you crossposted to was alt.support.impotence. Good for you, not being in denial of the problem. That’s the first step towards a cure!
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just a rat in a cage: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – just a rat in a cage: You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? OK, does anybody understand what the HELL Robin is talking about here? Hmm? I am talking about the following quote where Jon Anderson discusses in great detail his dog: "He’s called Bear. He sings, he talks, and he actually has mental telepathy. He’s very good at that. Animals teach us a lot of stuff. He’s a good guy. He really sings great. I’ll be messing around, and all of a sudden, he’ll walk past, and he’ll be singing away. Sometimes he whistles as well. It’s pretty funny." It was reported in an issue of Yes Magazine in the mid-90s. It was also discussed in great detail on alt.music.yes. Dammit, why can’t I have a telepathic pet? I grew up surrounded by pets, but none of them were telepathic.
I was referring, Robin, to this passage in your latest work: "I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy?" I found it rather cryptic, and I was hoping that somebody–perhaps even you–could offer some insight as to what the HELL you were talking about. Hmm?
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. yeah yeah yeah. and so on. It was just as unfunny when your entire post was first posted in 2001: http://tinyurl.com/ec1l And by someone else to boot. Plagiarize much?
Stolen shtick? — Paul
– "This is off topic in malta.test" – Ross <uproarious hilarity http://www.geocities.com/snuhsite – Rebecca Ore admits to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet that stalking me didn’t produce the desired affect: http://tinyurl.com/dpbl Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.usenet Organization: Rebecca’s Feuer, you can find the name, address, photos, and all that jazz on Usenet about Dean Humphreys and you still won’t be able to do anything to get him out of your group unless you ignore him. Soapy is his virtual girl friend until when she’s not. — Rebecca Ore http://mysite.verizon.net/rebecca.ore
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with were unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they suggested. I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of music!!! What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by the band Yes. Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before having sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), you know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately named title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about seven minutes of petting. Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s head down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of time with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song known as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. Try and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, your lover will thank you! Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle your way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your girlfriend will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to kill with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter your lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the pace of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you do this right, you will not disgrace yourself. Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order to hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric rhythm. Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes!
Sounds too much like work. trying to time things with the music. Nice to see ther caring sensitive side of you. personally , I think Yes sucks. ;-
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TMI. TMI. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Funny, I actually lost my virginity while "Roundabout" was on the radio. — Ray "Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push and you’ll be smilin’." Billy Joel – Captain Jack I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with were unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they suggested. I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of music!!! What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by the band Yes. Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before having sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), you know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately named title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about seven minutes of petting. Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s head down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of time with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song known as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. Try and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, your lover will thank you! Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle your way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your girlfriend will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to kill with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter your lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the pace of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you do this right, you will not disgrace yourself. Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order to hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric rhythm. Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? — "Surely you can’t be serious!" "I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley." From "Airplane"
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with were unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they suggested. I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of music!!! What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by the band Yes. Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before having sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), you know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately named title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about seven minutes of petting. Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s head down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of time with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song known as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. Try and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, your lover will thank you! Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle your way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your girlfriend will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to kill with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter your lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the pace of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you do this right, you will not disgrace yourself. Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order to hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric rhythm. Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes!
You must be really bored. — __ __ __ __ O O O / / | / | / | / | O o o __/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // | jgs | | /
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just a rat in a cage: You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy?
OK, does anybody understand what the HELL Robin is talking about here? Hmm?
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in a cage: I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. <snip TMI Two questions: Is this like an adult version of the DSotM/WoO synchronicity?
No. It’s not even close. What the hell kind of drugs are you on? Are you Johnny B’s evil twin?
Who?
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Despite all his or her rage, ""Paul Goodwin" – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. yeah yeah yeah. and so on. It was just as unfunny when your entire post was first posted in 2001: http://tinyurl.com/ec1l And by someone else to boot. Plagiarize much?
Like any artist, my ideas come from real life. I have my inspirations, my driving forces, my muses. Yes, I read the post that you are referring to, and it was a big influence on my latest work. But if you cannot tell the difference between "plagiarism" and paying tribute, I am afraid there is nothing I can do for you or your narrow mind. And so I have nothing more to say to you. Goodbye.
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Funny, I actually lost my virginity while "Roundabout" was on the radio. — Ray "Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push and you’ll be smilin’." Billy Joel – Captain Jack
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with were unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they suggested. I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of music!!! What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by the band Yes. Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before having sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), you know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately named title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about seven minutes of petting. Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s head down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of time with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song known as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. Try and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, your lover will thank you! Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle your way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your girlfriend will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to kill with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter your lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the pace of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you do this right, you will not disgrace yourself. Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order to hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric rhythm. Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes! Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? — "Surely you can’t be serious!" "I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley." From "Airplane"
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I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever.
<snip TMI Two questions: Is this like an adult version of the DSotM/WoO synchronicity? Are you Johnny B’s evil twin?
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I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever.
yeah yeah yeah. and so on. It was just as unfunny when your entire post was first posted in 2001: http://tinyurl.com/ec1l And by someone else to boot. Plagiarize much? — Paul
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with were unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they suggested. I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of music!!! What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by the band Yes. Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before having sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), you know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately named title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about seven minutes of petting. Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s head down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of time with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song known as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. Try and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, your lover will thank you! Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle your way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your girlfriend will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to kill with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter your lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the pace of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you do this right, you will not disgrace yourself. Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order to hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric rhythm. Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes!
Jon Anderson has a very interesting dog. According to him, his dog is named Bear. Bear sings, talks, and is telepathic. I wonder if Bear the singing, talking, telepathic dog could assist matters somewhat with his mental telepathy? — "Surely you can’t be serious!" "I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley." From "Airplane"
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I know it may sound crazy, but this 70’s prog rock band changed my life forever. It all started in college. See, a few of the women I bedded down with were unsatisfied with my performance. A little "quick on the trigger" they suggested. I decided to do something about it. I practiced vigorously by myself, relying on old standbys such as thinking about baseball or math. All this did was give me strange thoughts about Craig Nettles. Then it came to me (the idea), I could pace myself with the use of music!!! What I needed was a ridiculously long CD containing slow to fast paced songs. The only CD I had that seemed to fit the bill was "Yessongs" by the band Yes. Jon Anderson, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Steve Howe, and Alan White were going to be my sexual gurus! "Guru" is an Indian word for "teacher." I put my theory into action by putting on side 2 of Yessongs before having sex (with a girl). As the first song came on, I came on (to the girl), you know, some caressing of the face, some sweet nothings in the ear. The first song by the way is called "Your Move." What an appropriately named title!!! It’s a very touching, sweet, song that aids in "kicking off the evening." From there, it segues into "All Good People." A little faster paced. Good for some light petting. These two songs are good for about seven minutes of petting. Track two is a song called "Long Distance Runaround." Now is the time for some heavy petting. If you’re a gentleman, you won’t force the woman’s head down to your genitals. Let the girl take her time. You’ve got plenty of time with this song!! Long Distance Runaround will transition into "Shindleria Praematurus" or "The Fish" as it’s better known. I think with a song known as "The Fish" you can guess what’s next. Take your time and do it right. Try and waggle your tongue in time with Chris Squire’s thundering bass solo, your lover will thank you! Take your time here. Don’t abandon the job after this song ends. Waggle your way thorough track three, "Close to the Edge." Believe me, your girlfriend will be "Close to the Edge" ha ha ha! You’ve got almost 19 minutes to kill with this track, your girl will thank you! Try different techniques with each movement of this song. "I Get Up I Get Down" is fairly self-explanatory. When you hit track 4, "Yours is no disgrace", enter your lover. The time signature of this song varies greatly so as to vary the pace of your thrusts and strokes. The tempo will make it even more enjoyable than the jackhammer beat of a Ramones song. If you do this right, you will not disgrace yourself. Track 5 hits. You’re in the home stretch with "Starship Trooper." Try to mentally picture Robert Heinlein or the film "Starship Troopers" in order to hold out until the end. The slow, grinding, tempo of "Life Seeker" and "Disillusion" will give you a slow. steady. stroke. When "Wurm" kicks in, you and your lover will be locked into a hypnotizing, almost tantric rhythm. Wait for the crescendo and explode into your lover. You will now have the distinguished pleasure of pleasuring your lover for over an hour thanks to the prog-rock noodlings of Yes! Don’t be discouraged if you don’t make it through "Total Mass Retain" on your first try. Practice, practice, practice!! Thank you, Yes!
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